25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (July 30-Aug 5)

Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary, mundane moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.

Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

me: I'm doing a grocery order, do you need anything

husband: no

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me: I'm going to pick up the grocery order

husband: peanut butter
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 2, 2025

@arawnsley.bsky.social/Bluesky

semiopath.bsky.social/Bluesky

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social/Bluesky

@cartoonshateher.bsky.social/Bluesky

My husband makes relentless fun of how much I pack, but today he’s asked me for a razor, a pair of scissors, a tote bag, and multiple books to prop up his laptop while podcasting in a hotel room and…I’ve had them all. 😭
— Amanda Fortini (@amandafortini) June 30, 2025

@laurentheisen.bsky.social/Bluesky

@captnamy.bsky.social/Bluesky

@katiehanniganforever/Threads

diedrichbader.bsky.social/Bluesky

@olgakhazan.bsky.social/Bluesky

@jimstewart.bsky.social/Bluesky

My marriage is so much better now that I use ChatGPT to reply to all my wife's texts.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) August 4, 2025

@caelan.bsky.social/Bluesky

@sixfootcandy/Threads

@pembslad38/Threads

@autumn-twilight.bsky.social/Bluesky

My husband must be a warrior, because he just loves to pick hills to die on.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) August 5, 2025

@atenightnelly.bsky.social/Bluesky

@taylorhuang/Threads

@snarkandlemons/Threads

@msgiuliarozzi/Threads

@evelynwardbooks/Threads

@katiehanniganforever/Threads

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