Critics Mock Kristi Noem’s ‘Stupid’ Nickname For New Migrant Jail

Indiana is getting its own spin on "Alligator Alcaztraz."
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem drew swift backlash on Tuesday after unveiling plans for a new migrant detention center in Indiana — which she dubbed the “Speedway Slammer.”

In a post on X (formerly Twitter), Noem announced a partnership with Indiana Gov. Mike Braun (R) to expand detention capacity by 1,000 beds at Miami Correctional Facility near Bunker Hill.

It will “help remove the worst of the worst out of our country,” she wrote.

“COMING SOON to Indiana: The Speedway Slammer,” Noem boosted.

“If you are in America illegally, you could find yourself in Indiana’s Speedway Slammer. Avoid arrest and self deport now using the @CBP Home App,” she added.

COMING SOON to Indiana: The Speedway Slammer.

Today, we’re announcing a new partnership with the state of Indiana to expand detention bed space by 1,000 beds. Thanks to @GovBraun for his partnership to help remove the worst of the worst out of our country.

If you are in…

— Secretary Kristi Noem (@Sec_Noem) August 5, 2025

Critics condemned the announcement as disgusting, cruel and dehumanizing, calling out the Trump administration’s broader approach to immigration enforcement. They also slammed the center’s “stupid” name.

Many compared the branding of the facility to Florida’s migrant detention center that Republicans have dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz” because it’s surrounded by snakes and alligators.

JFC there is something deeply disturbed about you. You are seriously soul sick.

— colleen (@waysandmeans71) August 5, 2025

Disgusting. The lot of you. Absolutely disgusting. https://t.co/hBLwfJVKey

— H ²⁰ (@rossiroads) August 6, 2025

I will say it again and again... the people who comprise this administration are the worst of us. Cruel sociopaths trying to make our country into their twisted utopia. Disgusting. Every decent American must stand up and speak out. https://t.co/0TI3uPFS4H

— Jennifer Erin Valent 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@JenniferEValent) August 5, 2025

This makes me ashamed to be a Hoosier. https://t.co/FpMrq2bSI6

— Wendi Taylor Nations (@WendiChicago) August 6, 2025

Alligator Alcatraz.

Speedway Slammer.

These idiots think stupid names and the inevitable stupid memes somehow justify mass incarceration and inhumane treatment of those living in the United States.

— Artie Vandelay (@ArtieVandelay1) August 5, 2025

You are awful, have you no shred of dignity at all…

— Theelildeb (@lildeb24) August 6, 2025
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