Trump Makes Paper Straws His Latest Weapon Of Mass Distraction

The new rule comes as the president faces increased pressure over the Jeffrey Epstein files.
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Donald Trump picked a real “straw man” in what critics said is an attempt to distract his followers from the way his administration is handling the Jeffrey Epstein case.

And, guess what, it’s actual straws — the paper kind, to be exact.

The GOP’s social media account posted a photo of the president Tuesday captioned “President Trump is Making Straws Great Again!” and “White House introduces rule canceling Biden’s paper straw mandate.”

The rule, published July 21, follows an executive order issued in February that was meant to roll back a federal push to use paper straws over plastic ones.

Under the new rule, government contractors are required to only offer straws that “have the strength and durability of plastic,” according to The Federalist.

President Trump is Making Straws Great Again! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/mjpo9qnaYn

— GOP (@GOP) July 22, 2025

Trump has griped about paper straws since at least 2019.

When signing this year’s executive order, he said that paper straws break “on occasion” and claimed that “they explode. If something’s hot, they don’t last very long — like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds.”

There is no evidence of paper straws exploding, but there is evidence that plastic straws, unlike the paper ones, can take centuries to decompose.

Trump’s new straw rule, detractors point out, comes right when he and his fellow Republicans have been trying to find all sorts of ways to distract MAGA followers from the ongoing controversy over the Jeffrey Epstein files.

Many people on social media noted that the straw announcement was just his latest weapon of mass distraction.

But it didn’t go so great for the president based on the responses.

WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT STRAWS.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. pic.twitter.com/oBzaXTVgsw

— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) July 22, 2025

Congratulations on being short-sighted, environmentally destructive and stupid. You guys make it look easy. 🇺🇸

— MM (@adgirlMM) July 22, 2025

GOP Group of Pedophiles

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein Epstein

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein Epstein

Epstein…

— Kay 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 💙💙F*CK PUTIN (@katelykeanon) July 22, 2025

This is so Fkn disconnected and stupid#MAGA what were you thinking electing these PEDO idiots?#EpsteinTrumpCoverUp @POTUS @WhiteHouse pic.twitter.com/V4AIc6IYPQ

— The Big Red Lie (@TheBigRedLie) July 22, 2025

That’s some hard hitting issues! This will totally help the out of control insurance rates we have in Florida while fucking uo the environment even more! Bravo!

— Cork Off! (@CorkYou) July 22, 2025

First cane sugar coke, then the Redskins, now paper straws.

What’s the next Epstein Files distraction? https://t.co/npDwWtK9OD

— Fredrick Zoller (@fredrickzollerr) July 22, 2025

That’s almost as big as the Epstein ped@philia and bribery case that extorts politicians and shapes our foreign policy. pic.twitter.com/Rf9Ogb6EoH

— Woke Inoculum (@WokeInoculum) July 22, 2025

Seriously. Straws? Are you running out of things to deflect to?

Release the fucking Epstein files already, you pieces of shit. And stop covering for a pedophile.

— Dittie (@DittiePE) July 22, 2025

Republicans are literally suspending the House to block a vote on releasing the Epstein files.

Let’s be honest , this party isn’t fighting predators, it’s protecting them.

Funny how it’s always the GOP when the truth gets too close to home.

— Lance Lachlan ✌🏻 (@lancelachlan) July 22, 2025

You guys are easily amused and even more easily distracted. pic.twitter.com/AHbfvrjOBC

— Mark Haynes (@MarkHaynes) July 22, 2025

Wow... now that's winning. 🙄

— Milenka~ (@MilenaAmit) July 22, 2025

Oh, well, if they're not going to release the Epstein files, at least they're concentrating on the most important issues that we all care about.

— The Dens 🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@FoxBrambleFarm) July 22, 2025
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