27 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (July 22-28)

Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary, mundane moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.

Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

I just asked my husband if we had duct tape. He didn’t ask why. He just handed it to me. So either he trusts me or he’s afraid of me. Honestly, both work.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 28, 2025

@clhubes.bsky.social/Bluesky

@kenjennings.bsky.social/Bluesky

@briefslayer.bsky.social/Bluesky

In honor of Ozzy Osbourne I will be wandering around my house tonight hollering my wife's name
— Mrs. Terry Rozier lll (estranged) (@mrsrozierlll) July 22, 2025

@nursebrianrn.bsky.social/Bluesky

@titsmcdick.bsky.social/Bluesky

@mollytaft.com/Bluesky

My wife, walking out of Fantastic Four: “What’s that rock guy’s catchphrase? It’s time for pound?”
— Jeff Zhang 张佶润 (@strangeharbors) July 28, 2025

When my wife tells me we’re actually saving money with Rent the Runway. pic.twitter.com/7IK6bdIbjD
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) July 25, 2025

@murderxbryan.bsky.social/Bluesky

@jaywillis.net/Bluesky

@boogtweets.bsky.social/Bluesky

@maddox_away/Threads

When your husband is snoring on the terrace. He looks so peaceful. I have quiet. No need to disturb our vibe... pic.twitter.com/QB4BlBXp63
— .. (@OPChicao) July 23, 2025

@thechloegong/Threads

@symonedsanders/Threads

@bryanbayleydaily/Threads

@iheartguitarblog/Threads

Ideally your husband should have this approximate vibe imo https://t.co/8UOD7oAKKl
— 🔎Al🔍 (@SweatieAngle) July 27, 2025

@kristenarnett.bsky.social/Bluesky

@thejbombdiggity/Threads

MARRIED LIFE HACK: When your wife is upset with you tighten all the jars in the house.
— Holden (@Holden114) July 22, 2025

@thelesliegaar/Threads

@davidalexander.bsky.social/Bluesky

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work https://t.co/wPJZjnudk6
— 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 (@lordbrazes) July 25, 2025

Nothing is more entertaining than witnessing the absolute discomfort of my mom and my husband watching a sex scene in the same room. He re-tied his shoes two times. Just to be safe.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 22, 2025

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