The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (July 19-25)

“I’m an intermittent faster” oh really i couldn’t tell when you screamed at me at 11am for dropping a waterbottle

— lia 🚀 (@beefyfridgers) July 22, 2025

Standing desk usage so far:

time sitting: 90%
time standing: 5%
time accidentally hitting the button that makes it go up and down: 117%

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 23, 2025

obsessed w my 19 year old coworker who upon finding out i’m 25 has been treating me like i’m on fucking life support

— ea (@lannnary) July 20, 2025

was doing my crossword puzzle last night and some guy came up to me and said “crossword, eh? i’m pretty good at those- mind if i take a stab at it?” and then proceeded to stare at it in silence for six minutes and then walked away

— miss katie (@katiopolis) July 21, 2025

The DMV: Did you bring your 3rd grade report card with you?

— Kristen (@Kica333) July 23, 2025

it’s like seeing a celebrity in public pic.twitter.com/Jyh6R9ezmg

— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) July 22, 2025

guy just whipped open the nail salon door and screamed “lemme see them toes” LMFAOOOO I cannot stop laughing and everyone else is appalled

— tiana (@invadert__) July 23, 2025

why what happened https://t.co/1hEIRjgI0z

— zoë rose bryant (@zoerosebryant) July 19, 2025

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough

— alfie (@alfienxo) July 25, 2025

If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away https://t.co/89yDZ1WGPQ

— girly&wordly (@Brieyonce) July 21, 2025

I love when I come home I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

— Bre (@brethevirgo) July 20, 2025

Met the most handsome man tonight who was so drunk he could pretty much only say, “You are so beautiful,” and “Are you mad at me?” over and over again, which, to be fair, is all I really need a man to say but, alas, it was still a no go for me.

— AlwaysAshley (@AshleyAlready) July 21, 2025

so much of women’s health stuff is like “yeah we know this because we conducted one study sixty years ago on a single rat. and the rat was male”

— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) July 21, 2025

the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave https://t.co/OScz48LsOB

— helen (@helen) July 22, 2025

i can’t believe the license plate i just saw pic.twitter.com/FsRoMOti20

— latke (@latkedelrey) July 23, 2025

why did my brother walk up to me in the club asking if i took his charger 😭 man gtfo my face 😂😂😂😂😂

— ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@sheidashow) July 20, 2025

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

— ravn (@mfnravn) July 21, 2025

got an endoscopy today & in that bizarrely euphoric ~ten seconds where you can feel yourself slowly losing consciousness i lost all inhibition and said “here i go!” & everyone in the room was like “yep there you go!” lmao

— hil (@plume__) July 23, 2025

me: “girl what happened” 🫣🫨

my friend: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊| 25:33

— ໊ (@jingahad) July 22, 2025

just thought to myself that maybe I should change outfits between my daytime and nighttime plans and instantly felt years of Cosmo magazine kick in like activated sleeper cell training

— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) July 22, 2025

Asked a guy his hobbies and he said, "I like to dilly dally"

— Kat (@ollkorrect0) July 24, 2025

“we don’t assign novels anymore because kids can’t read them.”

well… you know what would help with that?

— ally (@missmayn) July 21, 2025

There is no better experience than sitting next to a mismatched first date with someone who understands that your joint dinner activity is now listening to said date.

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) July 23, 2025

I’m not very pedantic about language and grammar but the fact that no one seems to know the difference between pique and peak is really starting to worry me

— Moniza Hossain (@moniza_hossain) July 22, 2025

So my usual coffee order is an oat latte but sometimes I get a mocha instead. which I thought was a perfectly random decision but I went in today and the woman guessed it was a mocha day before I even ordered and I was like “how’d you know” and she froze. anyway we’re synced

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) July 23, 2025

look at this fucking text i just got from my grandma pic.twitter.com/ZitFWYBdBn

— bartleby the girl boss 💅🏻 (@kathcor3) July 19, 2025