The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (July 5-11)

being an optometrist seems so fun. “can u see this? can u see this? how about this? hmm ok what about this? can u see this? u can’t??? omg that’s crazy..” & then they make ur pupils as big as they can go

— chase (@_chase_____) July 8, 2025

What just happened to me, mosquitologically, can never happen again

— M.E🪴 (@Emmys) July 8, 2025

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

— erika (@yeeeerika) July 5, 2025

Waiting for a job interview and they have graciously provided several orbs for me to ponder pic.twitter.com/pdOY6wTTfy

— fag daughter🐦⬛ (@fag_daughter) July 7, 2025

This lady just told me she so broke she can’t even pay attention 😂😂😂😂😂 im screaming bruh

— flygirl! (@_thegirlnicole) July 7, 2025

stoned af and just realized it’s pets mart not pet smart pic.twitter.com/QJaE9jfua3

— miss xo (@venusian_doll) July 9, 2025

the thing I can’t get over about love island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night like they’re all just acting like that

— alexa (@mariokartdwi) July 9, 2025

My 80yo mother just forgot the word for Gatorade and called it alligator water and oh my gosh I love her so much.

— Dinah (@dinahaddie) July 9, 2025

any man under 5’6 is a labubu

— miri 🪽 (@eggoslug) July 8, 2025

boss just texted me this... unemployment on the horizon pic.twitter.com/yA15SKeg9I

— megan (@chismosavirus) July 9, 2025

what do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like what’s the protocol

— lain (@chlocoate) July 6, 2025

Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag

— madeline (@imniceandsmart) July 9, 2025

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

— ໊ (@sonohoor) July 6, 2025

it was a complicated 17 hour surgery but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist

— tanya (@Tanya_Sabrinaaa) July 8, 2025

Rude pic.twitter.com/plLZ0iMFGx

— 𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 (@lucavi_ftw) July 8, 2025

when the Beatles say “come together right now all over me” what was that about why did they say that

— Miranda Parkin (@mparkinb) July 6, 2025

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks pic.twitter.com/s7UbZYvEmN

— erika (@yeeeerika) July 8, 2025

fifteen years ago makeup was all powders and dusts. but now it's all goo and liquid. from this I can infer that by 2040 it will all be made of pigmented gasses.

— emmy rākete 🇵🇸 (@cannibality) July 10, 2025

i hate telling people i have POTS because it sounds so silly. “i have pots” like okay bitch and i have pans

— latke (@latkedelrey) July 10, 2025

Really into replying “ussss” when my friends post things with quite literally a different friend of theirs pic.twitter.com/BPjyW4thvN

— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) July 10, 2025

3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it’s never been listened to before

— Sophie (@sophiefernley) July 8, 2025

I respect dip n dots bc they’ve been branding themselves as the ice cream of the future for literally 40 years. theyre like hey u never know ! this shit might hit one day lmao who’s to say

— chase (@_chase_____) July 9, 2025