Funniest Tweets From Women
"please take your apple watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. you look like a spy kid"
"'I’m an intermittent faster' oh really i couldn’t tell when you screamed at me at 11am for dropping a waterbottle"
"drinking at the airport lounge is so fun until the afters is sitting still in a confined space"
"ADHD be like: I didn’t forget, I remembered 14 times… just never at the right time."
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"i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride"
"Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?"
"Normalize telling your pets your entire schedule before leaving the house so they aren't confused."
"sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time"
"Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box."
"had a cozy lil facetime with my mom’s forehead today"